Rank | Name | Topic | Haiku | Votes |
1 | DocStaley | 
| Burt was in da club
Brought home a bitch - no rubbers
Oops! Please use safe sex. | 2 |
2 | DocStaley | 
| Mortal Kombat Style:
Round One, Whayng wins. Finish him!
Fatality - yes!!! | 2 |
3 | DocStaley | 
| Stop looking at me.
I'm trying to take a piss here,
You fucking pervert.
| 2 |
4 | DocStaley | 
| What the fuck is this?
Christmas is about Jesus
Not cephalopods. | 2 |
5 | DocStaley | 
| Whayng versus Walrus,
Could a battle be more fierce?
You tell me, asshole. | 2 |