Dear Rep. Joe Wilson;
After hearing your outburst during the President's speech the other night, it is clear that you are nothing but a poop-stupid opportunist. All I have to say is that you only got where you did by brownnosing everyone you could, and I hope you get buggered in jail when you eventually get busted for all your ethics violations.
Sincerely,
Your Loyal Constituent
Copy and paste the letter here to let Joe know what you think.
(If you wanted to waste his money, you could also get there by googling "Joe Wilson,",; clicking on his ad, and going to "Contact." But I can't recommend it, because I think you can get in trouble for specious and/or spurious clicking.)